Ace In The Hole

"If my brain is simply uncanny when I'm in a spot, When I'm in a spot, it's true, I always know what to do, It's because my clever old granny knew oh such a lot, She was older than God...."

"Sad times May bar you from Saks, Add times When Satan in slacks Breaks down you self-control, May be as often it goes, Your Abie may tire of his Rose...."